Who knows what the celebs are thinking when they come up with names for their kids? “I want my kid to be different!” or “I want my kid to be famous!” or “I want my kid to get beat up!” (Just kidding!) Whatever they’re thinking, if they’re thinking at all … these names sure left us thinking. …
We’re Thinking: This name makes us want to give a bronx cheer. Instead of The Jungle Book, maybe Ash and Pete could have consulted a baby name book when expecting? Just a thought!
Celebrity Parents: Ashlee Simpson & Pete Wentz
We’re Thinking: Have you Ever heard such a random name for a baby girl? At least “Gabo” should be easy for the tyke to say … it sounds just like baby talk to us.
Celebrity Parent: Milla Jovovich
We’re Thinking: It’s not just a name, it’s a career choice! This kid has a great future in the FAA.
Celebrity Parent: Jason Lee
We’re Thinking: This sounds like a course at a technical school, not a name for a kid.
Celebrity Parent: Shannyn Sossamon
Diezel Ky & Denham Cole
We’re Thinking: These names sound like some of the pilot call signs from Top Gun.
Celebrity Parent: Toni Braxton
Rocket, Racer, Rebel & Rogue
We’re Thinking: The names of this filmmaker’s children are brought to you by the letter R!
Celebrity Parent: Robert Rodriguez
We’re Thinking: Methinks thou hast a horrible name, Jermajesty!
Celebrity Parent: Jermaine Jackson
We’re Thinking: Are you kydding us with that name?
Celebrity Parents: Tea Leoni & David Duchovny
We’re Thinking: There should be a rule against giving your daughter a name that sounds like she’s a comic book hero wearing a unitard.
Celebrity Parent: Penn Jillette
We’re Thinking: We totally get why Sting’s daughter by his first wife ditched the name “Fuchsia” and just goes by “Kate.” (Although for a while there she considered the name Chartreuse. Just kidding!)
Celebrity Parent: Sting
We’re Thinking: Lurn to spel.
Celebrity Parent: Ving Rhames
Seven Sirius & Puma
We’re Thinking: You CANNOT be Sirius with those names!?
Celebrity Parent: Erykah Badu
We’re Thinking: Speck sounds like a playground put-down. Let’s hope the little guy is nice and tall!
Celebrity Parent: John Mellencamp
Kingston James McGregor & Zuma Nesta Rock
We’re Thinking: They’re not just great names, they’re great … beach vacation destinations!
Celebrity Parents: Gwen Stefani & Gavin Rossdale