Who knew–fast food is just as awesome at naming children as it is at taming them! So, in honor of the drive-thru, we’ve rounded up a few of our favorite fast-food-inspired baby names! (Would you like fries with that?)
Name your kid Ronald and he’ll join a notable bunch: President Ronald Reagan, astronaut Ronald Evans and, of course, the big clown in red and yellow himself!
Wendy is a seriously adorable name. Period. Bonus cute points to you if you style your little Wendy’s hair in gravity-defying pigtails!
Give him a kingly name like Arby (it means “high”!) and he’s bound to sit atop a throne one day. (It’ll probably be a throne made of roast beef sandwiches. But that sounds pretty awesome to us!)
Give little Arby a queenly sister to sit on a throne made of ice cream and sprinkles. They’ll be rulers of your house and the entire fast-food universe.
Jack is a totally trend-defying name when a completely diet-defying restaurant inspires it. And we’re pretty sure naming your kid after this fast-food chain doesn’t guarantee he’ll end up with a giant Ping-Pong ball of a head.
Ahhh. Comfort yourself with the soothing sounds of a singing Robin. Or with some of french fries! Yummm, indeed.
This one’s a classic. Just be sure to monitor the number of hot dogs he eats at barbecues–unless, of course, you want him to be the 2035 Hot Dog Eating Contest champ!
Got a brilliant baby name idea for this list? Add it to the comments below!